Meteorology 

A profession or college major that you should never attempt... Not because it's hard and you won't be able to handle it, but because everybody you ever meet will have their own skewed opinion about it and think that it's the easiest thing in the world.

"I'm going to school for meteorology"

"Ohhh how cool! So you're gonna be like on tv and everything?"

"Well, not necessarily, I could work for the National Weather Service or maybe--"

"COOOL! So, like, you can just make shit up everyday on the news, and it doesn't matter cause you'll always be wrong anyway, but you'll never lose your job!!"

Meteorology by Noaa February 5, 2009

social meteorology

Finding out the weather in your area by scrolling through your newsfeed on facebook, instagram, etc.

I'm so glad social meteorology informed me that it snowed last night.

social meteorology by grammarnazi71 November 21, 2016

agile methodology 

No one has a clue what this means. Companies use the term to make themselves look organized and modern, employees use it because companies do. Many companies who claim to use agile actually use the waterfall approach and do not know the difference.

Interviewer asked, "Have you ever used the agile methodology?"
Job candidate replied, "Yes of course."
Interviewer responds, "Good! I think I have all I need."

-------------10 minutes later------------------------
Interviewer speaking to co-worker, "He actually knows what agile methodology is! We need to hire him!"
co-worker responded, "What the fuck is agile?"
"I don't have a fucking clue so we need this guy"

agile methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect 

A special effect that makes it rain buckets for the Houston Rockets. It has proven to be very effective.

The Rockets beat the Nets to go on a 7 game winning streak. The Meteorologist Anaelle Effect made it rain buckets in Houston! They’re going to destroy the mavs now!

Meteorologist Anaelle Effect by hehe999999 December 9, 2021

Bathroom Meteorologist 

A person who is an expert at hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day, erry day. A bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off

Damn, Gavin is a fucking great bathroom meteorologist

Bathroom Meteorologist by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 November 25, 2010

meteorolomythst

A variation of meteorologist pertaining specifically to TV weather people that have no credentials or scientific training in predicting the weather.

That meteorolomythst can really read a teleprompter and act in front of a green screen.

meteorolomythst by Roger Halunen January 15, 2006

scrum methodology 

An agile methodology primarily used for software application development related projects where you talk more about what you are going to do and spend less time actually doing it.

"Do we really need to have these update meetings every 2 hours? You want to know what I did for the past two hours, I was in other meetings, just like the two hours prior. I haven't wrote jack shit for code, but I am really getting sick of hearing Brenda say, 'Can you see my screen now?'"
Project manager responds, "We practice Scrum methodology here. If you don't like it go to Diane's team, they use Crystal Methods"
Stoned application developer responds, "Crystal Meth? Where is Diane's team?"

scrum methodology by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018