Mergement

A movement of merging. The procedure or methodology in which 2 or more things can be, will be, or has already been combined, interlaced, incorporated, or merged together.

Reason or rationale someone might use to defend a past merger, or as intent for a proposed future merger. A move, or set of moves that resulted into a merger. When an outcome results from one or more steps of merged activity. The act of merging quickly or with aggressive intent.

The "mergement" of Stacy & Dave moving in together, didn't really work... They split up right after.
That asshole didn't even look after his "mergement" almost hit me.

We agreed on a "mergement" that is less complicated, will save me money, and you lots of time.
Hey, put your seatbelt on, the cop over there may have seen my sloppy "mergement".
My teacher understood my "mergement" which defended my cheating, stealing and lying, because I said I was stupid, had dead parents, and no one got hurt.

by Lady BlueBall December 5, 2019

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Menomentia

Problems with concentration, memory and general cognitive functioning that can feel like a woman is developing dementia (or other other conditions affecting memory) that are caused by the severe effects on hormones due to the menopause and people not knowing what's going on with you and neither do you

I forget why I started this sentence and came into this room. For f**** sake I think I'm getting menomentia, I hate bloody hormones

by J Pinnegar May 29, 2022

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