MELIA

She’s the epitome of the perfect girl. She’s not only beautiful, but she’s the kind of beautiful that will keep you in awe. Everyday, you’ll find another aspect of her beauty that will knock you on your ass. She’s incredibly intelligent, sometimes too intelligent. She’s the most loyal person you’ll ever come across. And as for sexuality, well let’s just say, you’ll constantly catch yourself craving her touch. Wife this girl up. The lows might be hard to handle, but you’ll never find another that will live up to the highs you’ll experience when with her. Not every man can handle her, but the ones that are smart enough to see her true self, will have a life of excitement and passion.

Damn! That Melia is a keeper!

by LovvverGirrrl November 14, 2018

Merlin's pants

An exclamation of surprise or exasperation, used in the seventh Harry Potter book by Hermione. Alternatively "Merlin's most baggy Y fronts".

"Merlin's pants! This has to be the stupidest president ever."

by DragonflyHeather August 8, 2007

Merling

Other word for merman. A man with a fish-type body from the waist downwards.
Plural: Merlings/mermen.
The word is used sometimes in the "a song of ice and fire" book series from G.R.R. Martin.

"Wow that guy swims like a boss!".
"Lol, prolly a merling."

by ReiniFtw April 13, 2013

Velvet Merlin

A girl jerks you off while you wear a blanket as a wizard robe. She must use both hands as if grasping a hilt of a sword, pulling it from the stone. As you ejaculate, she points your dick at your own chin, giving you a drippy white beard.

I went to kiss my kids good night and forgot my wife gave me a Velvet Merlin.

by electrical discharge April 22, 2014

Merlijn

Big dick energie

He has a big merlijn

by Merlijn November 6, 2019

Merlissa

The hottest, sweetest gal you'll ever meet. As sweet as her 'honey bee' namesake, Melissa, except with an extra 'r' for raunchy. Once you meet a Merlissa, she will sweep you off your feet like a whirlwind, leaving every other girl you met in a wake of destruction, and you wondering why you ever wasted any time with any of the others of the past.

'Have you ever heard of a girl called Merlissa?'

'Have I HEARD of her?? Bro she's a total unicorn'

by MysterT April 18, 2017

meliannas

Meliannas are a juicy pair of 🍉🍉
When a girl has a pair of juicy melons we call them meliannas

You get me 😏

“Bro she got dem meliannasss”

by Idontknowwhattocalldiswaffle August 20, 2019