joseph morgan

The most perfect human being with the most perfect face and British accent you can imagine. Makes people fall in love with his bad side because he is an awesome actor. His followers call themselves JoMoholics and refuse to pair him with anyone but Candice Accola. Follow him on Twitter because he's worth it @JosephMorgan

'Who is that man that play Niklaus Mikaelson on The Originals?'

'Oh, that's Joseph Morgan'

by Maya_Morgasm December 31, 2013

Piers Morgan

A turd that refuses to be flushed.

Has anyone got a stick, I've just dropped a massive Piers Morgan ?

by GiesterHaus December 16, 2015

Turd Merger

When two or more turds come together to form a single unit.

Note: Originally defined by the character Artemis in the hit comedy, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia,"

Guy 1: Wow! Did you see that turd merger someone left in the toilet?
Guy 2: Yah that was a beastly piece of crap!

by the Hot Rod enthusiast November 25, 2009

Morgan and Erick

That couple that you hate so much because of how much you want their relationship. There were some moments where it seemed like other people worked better with them but together these two seem amazing beyond compare. And to boot, you can't hate them because of how they respect others and keep their PDA to a minimum. Like..What?? How?? Might as well save that date already because it's going to happen.

A great example of a healthy relationship.

What happens when you put two amazing people together.

Wow, they are almost as good for each other as Morgan and Erick are.

They look like they need to take some advice from Morgan and Erick.

by Stevetato June 16, 2018

Piers Morgan

A well-known, narcissistic phone hacking specialist with manchild characteristic. He's an anti-Wenger type of Arsenal fan. He thinks he knows things better than anyone.

Can anyone throw away Piers Morgan's phone/device? He spouts his shitty take on Twitter again!

by Shiine-1 February 14, 2022

stop n' merge

A technique employed by ignorant and/or terrified drivers when merging onto a freeway: instead of accelerating to merge into faster traffic, these drivers actually stop and attempt to cut into oncoming traffic from a complete standstill. The "stop n' merge" is a dangerous maneuver.

I almost got in an accident today because some clown decided to pull a stop n' merge in rush hour traffic.

by SLampy July 21, 2008

Morgana

A Cat that will constantly yell at you to go to bed

Morgana, I don't want to go to bed I want to go eat a burger for my guts

by WobblesUrbanDictonary February 27, 2019