mensulation

Any of the various proprietary substances engineered to absorb discharges from the twat.

Janet takes great pride in knowing that many advances in mensulation began during tests between her legs.

by Anonymous March 28, 2003

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Mantula

A spatula like object used for fun and/or torture, specifically designed for use by a Serena (see "bouncy Scorpio").

"My mantula is bigger than your mantula."

"No, mine is" said Serena. "Now bend over and take it like a puss! You've been a bad manager, haven't you?"

by Storm5 December 16, 2008

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A vagina lopsided usually extremely hairy. Often one side the hairs grow longer depending on the hemisphere very close to steel wool strangely mesmerising like a large hairy eye that’s just been in an vehicle accident try not to stare!

Also called mufficals and mangled muff or muff’n’puff and billy goats muff.

Martin exclaimed in a high pitched voice

“ shut your legs I don’t like your hair style you filthy muffnpuff” another group of elderly immediately scoffed and ‘mendulamonmuff’ was whispered

by Nastytime74 October 8, 2021

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Mentalate

The act of thinking something through in your mind, usually a phrase or sentence, before actually saying it. This is usually advised by someone when a person starts spurting out random thoughts that make absolutely no sense, and add no value to the current conversation.

Guy 1: Sometimes for to being smarter, is for to being deader.

Guy 2: Dude, first you've got to mentalate it, then put it out.

by C. Scully August 25, 2008

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