Weed Measurements

Some common amounts of dro for sale.

1g - G
3.5g - Eighth (1/8 oz)
7g - Quarter (1/4 oz)
14g - Half O (1/2 oz)
28g - Zip (1 oz)
16oz - Pound (16 oz)

Any more than that, you best know what you're doing.

ex.) My guy is moving a couple zips a day cuz im pushing almost a zip every night.

ex.)Hahaha this punk just bought 3 g's when he coulda got .5g free. Gotta know you're weed measurements, so you dont do stupid sht.

by AyyItzJAMIN August 24, 2009

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

Hally Measurement

A pint glass filled with over half straight vodka, topped up with a few drops of lemonade. Made by Canterbury's finest.

Are you man enough for a Hally Measurement?

He tried a Hally Measurement. It didnt end well for the poor fella.

by TheSwift7 November 10, 2011

measurementally challenged

a term used to describe a person, group of people, or country that uses an antiquated system of weights and measures. this system might use measurements like feet, pounds, yards, ounces, stones, leagues, fathoms, cubits, hogs heads, miles, stones throws, gallons, cups, quarts, teaspoons, inches, etc.

the united states is measurementally challenged, as we have still not converted to the metric system. the old system is way retarded.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005

Chad (Unit of Measurement)

The Chad unit of measurement is a unit characterized by how much, or little, BDE someone or something has. The Chad unit can be applied to anything, regardless of how nonsensical it is. the chad unit is simply based on vibes.

"Dude, Chaucer is like 0% chad."
"This situation is 100% chad."
these are examples of how one uses Chad (Unit of Measurement)

by fogsandbens June 20, 2021

Measurement

Measurement is all about tying claims to evidence of execution.

My boss asked me to define "measurement", I said it's the assignment of a number to a characteristic of an object or event, which can be compared with other objects or events. He said, no! It's all about tying claims to evidence of execution. WTF???

by wizardouche August 25, 2020