Melton

An infected wart, usually found on one's butt cheeks or genital region.

On the streets, it is commonly referred to as Melton Mumps or Bogan Tattoo.

I'm not sure what it is Doctor, please tell me it isn't a Melton!

Melton by Papa13 January 1, 2011

melton

A swift attack with a rocker panel resulting in complete annihilation.

On Putin's orders, the Russian army may melton NYC with a fleet of rusty Ladas. Dave meltoned that light at Knox.

melton by ptwelve July 25, 2007

Melton Mowbray 

A sinkhole - once you are in there, you are not getting back out.

My car broke down in Melton Mowbray, please send help I've been stuck here for 36 years.

Melton Mowbray by BeanzMeenzHeinz March 16, 2021

Melton Mowbray.

A small market town near Leicester. Known as the rural capital of food and nothing else.

There is only one time when "Melton Mowbray." is busy and that's when it's market day.

Melton Mowbray. by crazycatlady17 December 15, 2011

Faith Melton

The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is constantly smiling, and being around her will always make you feel great. If you ever need to feel better go see her and you will.

person 1: Have you met Faith Melton?
person 2: Yeah, she is always smiling and makes everybody happy!

Faith Melton by fr0gp3rson February 19, 2015

West Melton 

chav central, found here are all the scrubbers, skets and the WME smoking joints and drinking outside the corner shop called lallys. Here children as young as five can be found throwing stones at the flats either side of the shop but it doesn't matter because they probably live in them flats anyway. Again children as young as five will be found roaming the streets after 11pm. Then being called in by their mother who is their fathers sister, for dinner eaten from dog bowls.INBREDS!

All the local people who want to get on with their life in West Melton can't even walk down the street without being abused within every inch of their life often leading to suicidal grannys.
Other stereotypes have attempting living here these include; emos,goths and random little kiddies. Kids are one problem, dogs are yet another, just don't leave your fluffy little rabbit in the backgarden alone!!
also search rotherham

*An old, tired granny is walking down the street. A chav approaches her*

Chav: Yo, motherf**ker granny whats that on ya head?

Granny: A hat my dear (should never have passed through West Melton!)

West Melton by Fed Up Grannys. August 14, 2008

justin melton 

Complete asshole.

Don't be a Justin Melton.

justin melton by Somekingfuck December 20, 2016