milkstache

The coating that remains on the upper lip after drinking a glass of milk.

After drinking a glass of milk, the little girl said, "Look mommy, I have a milkstache!"

by Avery Longie October 11, 2007

molestache

MOLESTache, the unfashionable mustache that rapists pedophiles(child MOLESTers) and dictators wear.

BTK killer, Hitler, Stalin all have a molestache. Exemptions Burt Reynolds(only).

by jamesemoryjackson September 7, 2008

molestache

A group of bristles or hairs about the mouth of a man who cannot seem to grow it in fully. Sometimes this is caused by the subject going through puberty, but it is generally thought that Darwin's theory of evolution may take part in this phenomenon.(if a person is undesirable, his body may not allow him to have normal bodily functions...like growing hair on his face.) This act of trying to grow facial hair but horribly failing is usually perpetrated by child molesters and heshers for some unknown reason.(or possibly the Darwinist theory above)

That guy over there in the trenchcoat reading teen beat has a killer Molestache!

by pimphuge February 25, 2003

Methstache

Someone that has a similar facial hair to Walter White from Breaking Bad.

Person 1 "Yesterday I saw a guy with the same mustache as Walter White."
Person 2 "Then he had a methstache."

by ThatOneCoolCat August 11, 2014

mulestache

placing you penis across another persons upper lip.

While steve was passed out jack gave him a mulestache

by Joey Ligats February 28, 2009

Molestache

As referenced by famous chef Michael Glennon : A creepy mustache often seen on a man or woman who molests people or things.

That creepy guy in the panel van has a molestache

by Chiquita bonana October 30, 2010

Malustache

A glorious mustache that only a Malu (person from the Indian state of Kerala) can and knows how to Rock.

Uncle you're really rocking that Malustache! : )

by Kk284 June 16, 2018