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melbourne

Melboure is a country in the state of victoria it is much worse than sydney and is considered to be a hole

Synonyms: Hole
Family Driving to melbourne.

Kid:Are we there yet
Father:Nearly Son about 2 minuets

2 minuets later

Mother: ah holy shit we have fallen into a hole!!!!!!!!!!!
by bob parker smeelsk December 14, 2008
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melbourne

man this place is worse than melbourne
by scott January 27, 2005
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melbourne

Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.
AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.

Melbournians think they are the shit.

Melbourne<Sydney

What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?
by Matt April 12, 2005
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melbourne

adj.
a descriptor of the intrinsic worth of a person, place or event

contra "sydney" (adj.) a way to describe something that is overrated, overhyped and not as good as Melbourne
She's so cool...she's very Melbourne

Yeah but why's she with that loser guy. He's soooooo Sydney.
by Will "hero" Heath December 10, 2008
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melbourne

Melbourne (noun)

The second largest city in Australia, and the capital of the state Victoria. They spend most of their time complaining about Sydney and Adelaide. It is also home to the Yarra river, which is also known as the upside down river due to the fact it's dirty, smelly and awful.

It rains most of the time in Melbourne, although most of the residents are too snobbish to admit it.
Person from Melbourne: My city is better than YOURS! Adelaide is a hole and Sydney is an urban jungle.

Person from Adelaide: A hole? What, you haven't seen Burnside and North Adelaide?

Person from Sydney: At least our architecture actually looks good.

See also: yuppie
by Windscreenwiper December 28, 2007
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melbourne

Melbourne is the second largest city and the second best
When you drive into Melbourne on the Hume Hwy, you are 10km from the City and you're in the middle of a paddock! Melbourne is ugly, dirty and has a delightfully beautiful river passing through the middle, yeah that can compare with beautiful Sydney harbour? Get over that World's Liveable City thing all 5 Australian cities made it in the top 10....and who in the world knows anything about Melbourne....when people from other countries think about Australia they think about Sydney....Melbourne is only the place for you if you like GAYFL
hey melbourne, you know you wanna come here on new years!
by braaahh3 December 20, 2007
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melbourne

a city that can draw a crowd (unlike sydney) to an a-league game. admittedly it does have the worst sport in the world (afl), however us normal melbourners simply use the afl supporters to bag as a passtime. doesn't brag about having a bridge, nor does it have as many morons as sydney.
melbourne so good! i just love the people and the culture!
by aflisaheapofshit December 20, 2008
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