cowboy's secretary

when the girl is riding you, your phone rings, and she picks the phone up and answers it without getting off or taking it out.

last night when you called and my girlfriend answered, we were actually doing the cowboy's secretary.

by The Cowboy with The Secretary April 25, 2011

mercenary

a.k.a: merc.
A professional soldier hired for service in a foreign army.
A person who works only for monetary gain.

I hired a mercenary to take out that pesky mob boss who threatened to shut down my business.

by AYB February 23, 2003

Secretary's ass

When your butt gets flat, wide, and jiggly from sitting so much (i.e. studying for finals, at a desk) without going to the gym.

Damn, I've been studying for the LSATs for so long, I'm starting to get secretary's ass!

by Caligrl887 September 9, 2009

Secretary of Snake

A new cabinet position previously called Secretary of State before the Trumpster stepped in and changed it to better suit his unique 45th Presidency Show.

In 45’s administration of constantly interchangeable heads, the war nut Mike Pompeo seems to have easily slithered into his role as the U.S. Secretary of Snake.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 12, 2019

McRetard

A McDonalds employee.

I went to McDonalds for the first time in like three years today and the fucking McRetard that took my order screwed it up, even after I repeated it.

by Johnny45 January 24, 2004

Secretary Rock

Rock and Roll music of a watered-down variety; devoid of soul; unoffensive and unharmful, acceptable to be played in a corporate setting.

Classic Secretary Rock: Rod Stewart, Jimmy Buffett, Damn Yankees, Journey, Meatloaf, Bryan Adams, John Mellencamp, Van Hagar

Contemporary Secretary Rock: Maroon 5, Nickelback, Green Day, Fall Out Boy

I'm giving my band one more year to make it, otherwise I'm starting a wedding band - you can make good money playing secretary rock.

by Alison Chaynes May 22, 2009

secretary spread

the word spread refers to the widening of the hips and ass. this usually happens to secretaries, who sit in a chair all day snacking on sweets; thus the name, secretary spread.

"Dayumm, that secretary has a wide ass!" or "I feel like I'm getting secretary's spread from sitting all day."

by Robbie February 19, 2004