mechanic 

Once aided in saving the universe by informing Captain that somebody had set up us the bomb, thus causing Captin to launch, or "take off", every zig.

Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.

mechanic by Baseologist July 3, 2003

Mechanic 

{noun}

Someone who breaks your car further when youve brought it in to be fixed, just so they can cost you more money.

Person A to person B: That scheming fool of a mechanic tried to convince me that my brake pads needed replacing, when i went to get my oil changed. I just put new ones on!

Person B: Yah man, ive been getting blown all over the place. I went to see what the problem was about my ride, and he said the reason it wouldnt start was that i was low on "headlight fluid". What a lying jerk!

Mechanic by johnny mc awesome January 4, 2011

mechanic 

A paid assassin who "fixes" a problem, i.e., offs someone who has been causing trouble for the person paying the assassin.

You wantsta rub him out? You hires yourself a mechanic. Easy.

mechanic by Stanley Kunitz October 2, 2005

Mechanic 

1: A Democratic Party politician who thinks that the path to power within the party comes from 'playing the game' with the powers that be; of giving and securing favors, and building a network based on mutual self-interest within the ranks. Mechanics are experts at working the system which they are a part of and believe in. To a mechanic, voters are only ciphers who must be made, somehow, to support the party and the party's candidates.

Mechanics love and want power for power's sake. For them words are a means of manipulation, not communication.

"Before Barak Obama showed up, Hilary Clinton, the quintessential Mechanic, thought she had the nomination sewn up. She had cashed in all her markers, collected on all favors owed her, bribed with promises of power all influential people in the party, and thought she had greased the skids all the way to the White House. Unfortunately for her, a good Savior beats a good Mechanic every time, no matter how well the Mechanic has wired the system."

Mechanic by lafinatu February 21, 2009

Mechanic 

The mechanic is when a guy tucks his hard dick and sits on the edge of a chair. His bitch slides under his legs and jacks and sucks him till she changes the oil.

Hey girl feel like changing my oil? I need a good mechanic.

Mechanic by Oilfield diver September 11, 2021

Mechanic 

Someone you go to because you don’t know what the Fuck you are doing

I’ll give up I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing I’ll go to the mechanic

Mechanic by Ashton079 January 10, 2022

Mechanic

To define something that is now good that was previously bad or something good in general

“My old dress is so mechanic now”

Mechanic by Jamkin January 14, 2026