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Face Meat

When someone's looks or face turn you on so much that it leads you to masturbate. To note, it doesn't necessarily mean the person is good looking but more that their face really awakens sexual arousal which is sometimes possible even if they are not generally seen as beautiful or handsome or if the features of the face that you find attractive are not generally thought to be conventionally beautiful (such as bug eyes, wrinkles, big teeth or horse face etc).

Also sometimes written as one word, "facemeat"
Chris Diamond: the crazy thing about Liliane is even though I love her thick phat big milf booty and her fat juicy tits, it's her wrinkles, pearly white teeth and pretty smile that makes me cum the hardest! I'm addicted to her face meat!!

Nacho Vidal: Yes, her booty meat is perfection but that thick accent, small mouth, thin lips and pale skin makes her the epitome of perfection. She is aging like fine wine. I bet she would moan so sexy lili taking my thick fat meaty cock and feeling it stretch out that tight wet hungry milf pussy.

Barrie Shiotsuki: I bet every single male that has ever met her, wants to fuck her and cum deep inside her too. She is in hot demand wherever she goes, no matter the time or place, from November to November, 365 days a year, all year round.
by GermanGoon January 13, 2025
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face like a dropped meat pie

someone with a really, really, really, rediculously ugly face
by Mini-D October 17, 2005
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Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.
by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020
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Meatfaced

A serious--and quite possibly deadly--form of inebriation brought on by the over consumption of meat and/or meat byproducts. Symptoms include slurred speech, impaired vision and balance, sweating (commonly known as "meat sweats") nausea, and gleeful levels of euphoria, and erratic behavior.
Person #1: Hey, did you eat that entire package of hot dogs?

Person #2: Grrbbl... fex... sh... bah.

Person #1: Oh, great. You're meatfaced again. Looks like you've ruined Christmas. Again.
by CYFOHCM August 10, 2010
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meltyface

the appearance of one's face when they are too drunk or on too much drugs characterized by almost-closed eyes, open mouth, and slack cheeks. also the state of being too messed up on drugs. someone who is meltyface will have trouble speaking, walking, or basically functioning.
man, I was so meltyface last night. i took way too much", "did you see the pictures from the festival? mary was meltyface the whole time!
by jenkems December 1, 2010
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Meatfaced

When you try to take a charge in basketball, but the other guy dunks on you and his sweaty crotch area hits you square in the face. Often results in falling over from force or the act of trying to avoid another man's nether regions contacting your face.
"Did you see that dunk? Ridiculous air!" - Joe

"Yeah man. That dude got meatfaced bad. Insult to injury. That must hurt... And stink. Literally. " - Mike
by Muzzy1855 March 19, 2015
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meanyface

a person who has committed a small crime against you that doesn't matter much, but still deserves calling out
why won't you let me borrow your homework, Meanyface!
by the emo emu March 16, 2008
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