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medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.
Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!
by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006
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meatshot

Wow! look at that guy right there, let me get my shotgun and meatshot him.
by carnagejohnson October 21, 2008
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Toledo Meathook

The process of using the thumb and pointer finger in a "C" to simultaneously stimulate a chick in the vagina and rectum.
Man...that girl Regan is wild in bed so I had to Toledo Meathook that bitch so she wouldn't tear up my room.
by Big Ray Ray from Da South November 28, 2011
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meatrocket

If Chelsea Clinton had as many meatrockets sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her she would look like a porcupine.
by sufferpuppet March 29, 2009
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Meathooked

The act of pulling a female into a boat/raft or over an obstacle by inserting your fingers into her vagina and butthole, like a bowling ball, and lifting her over said obstacle.
Holy shit Jake, that redneck just meathooked that chick into his raft!
by Jdubya2 August 10, 2014
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meatchickens

Noun. A derogatory term for players and fans of the University of Michigan football team. It doesn't really mean anything but sounds funny and degrading, the same feeling one gets from watching the Wolverines play.
The meatchickens suck.
by suomi November 14, 2005
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Mississippi Meathook

When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook
I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!
by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019
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