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Meatmare

A nightmare for vegetarians in which they dream they are eating meat. It is often an "accident" or falling off the wagon, often accompanied by guilt, and relief upon reawakening. Contrary to popular belief it does not mean the dreamer has a subconscious desire to eat meat.
Sarah: Ugh I just had the worst dream
Jen: What was it?
Sarah: I had a meatmare. I was eating a giant hamburger topped with bacon and enjoying it. Then I woke up and I felt so bad
Jen: Don't feel bad, it's just your fear, it means you are afraid of eating meat, that's a good thing, meat is disgusting!
by CindyLennyCleo November 15, 2009
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meatmarket

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"
girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"
by Olly J February 24, 2005
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meatmare

The meat-themed nightmares that occur shortly after becoming a vegetarian or a vegan.
Dude, I woke up from the worst meatmare last night; chicken after chicken were forcing their way down my throat. Creepy.
by Madeline Davies February 10, 2010
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Meathane

A truer Anglish Term for waiter/waitrend/waitress that isn't just based on an alteration of watch. From OE meteþeġn. a food-officer; one whose duty is to look after food; sewer. See also meat-thane
2. Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal. (by CallumFoster December 18, 2019)
We are waiting on the meathane to come.
by Master of beargreen August 18, 2023
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meatmares

A condition experienced during sleep, characterized by delusional dreams that are triggered by the consumption of large amounts of cured or smoked meats. Usually accompanying meat sweats. Condition is related to the high levels of nitrates and salts in the cured meat.
I kept waking up with meatmares from the meat platter I had for dinner last night at the Serbian restaurant.
by valderp June 21, 2007
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meatmonster

a large penis, phallic-saurus
co-worker:wow you look happy today sally!

sally: yea got attacked by the meatmonster last nite
by frankgrimey February 1, 2008
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