meat hooks

another name for 'hands'

"Keep your grubby meathooks of my cousin Earl!"

"You don't have a cousin Earl.."

"And that's the way -uhuh uhuh- I like it!"

"Yes..."

by bastardized bottomburp March 23, 2003

Mississippi Meathook

When’s a guy sticks his finger into a girls anal canal, to control her movements. Simular to mississippi mudhook and arizona meathook

I Mississippi meathooked that bitch last night. Next stop Arizona!

by Sdmegfi & Kdtngyai June 9, 2019

meatholes

A really rude pornographic website, run by Khan Tusion.

my meatholes membership expired

by wank January 7, 2005

Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

The dog in the meathouse

The penis in the vagina.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Carolina Meathook

A sexual act where the man takes his four finger and shapes then like a meathook. He then proceeds to aggressively shove them up a woman’s vagina and lift her off of the ground while the meat hook is still inside here.

I gave Jessica a fat Carolina meathook the other day, got her about 3 feet off the ground.

by Michael F. Hawk January 4, 2021