moobster

A term used to describe a person who has moobs.

"Hey, check out that moobster."
"Yeah, he's got some fine moobs alright!"

by mwrulz June 2, 2009

cock mobster

noun: any person who cant live without being penetrated by a cock every single day. it is highly likely that this person would be labelled by society as a skank.

"We were at the beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock.
But it wasn't a cock,
It was a cock mobster!!!"
(B-52's)

Dave: "The cock mobster i mail-ordered from Iceland came with a predisposed case of gona-herpa-tita-warts! soooooo not cool, man..."

by the storm drains May 19, 2009

Ontario Mobster

when you take Canidian Mist wiskey and pour it into water bottles and sneak them into fancy restaurants and or clubs so you dont have to pay for the drinks inside.

We brought Ontario Mobsters to dinner tonight to offset the price of the surf and turf at Capital Grill

by the original ontario mobster April 1, 2010

Loser Mcloserson

A nerd who has not yet reached puberty mentally and has not yet expressed an interest in the opposite sex. Mainly of the male species and often plays Megaman or PSP or similar video games and has lame LAN parties and such.

"Hey, that guy's kinda cute. Wanna go talk to him?"
"Are you kidding me? Only from this far away. Up close, he's the epitome of a loser mcloserson!"

by hey797 March 15, 2010

loser mcloserson

Any guy who is a science nerd, doesn't yet like girls, plays random video games, and talks to teachers for fun. Often named Martin.

Omg that kid is such a Loser Mcloserson

by losermcloserson January 13, 2010

The Clobster

Tall, Grey-Haired Monster that has claws, afraid of girls, and always depressed.

The Clobster ran away from the females and went to the bonfire to smoke pot.

by Mat Brozich December 22, 2007

Mobsters

Mind control device introduced into MySpace to induce thousands of normally rational people into sending friend requests to hundreds of total strangers.

Add me to your mob in mobsters!

by Wayne the Brain August 13, 2008