McSizzleDrizzle

A long, semi soft and coiled up turd. Flaccid and squishy. Extra stinky and unnattractive. Low in fiber, but high in semen. Likely caused by a false sense of confidence.

The gay Viking yelled “My fantasy team will win the championship this year! Fuck you kid! McSizzleDrizzle, babe!”

by The Mother Lover October 12, 2018

McDizzle

a sandwitch invented at McDonalds in Hastings NE consisting of a double cheeseburger with a Chicken patty inbetween the beef pattys

"Ill take a McDizzle with fries and a large drink"

by fudgepants July 26, 2009

Shizzle McNizzles

Slang term for floaters or torpedos or buttbombs or any other form or shape that McDonald's drive-thru junk-food takes on after being processed and deposited in a toilet.

Used as a majestic title for "show and tell" time in the bathroom.

"Check out the jumbo order of SHIZZLE McNIZZLEs I left for you in the toilet, BOI."

by Bongo Cholomongo September 22, 2006

Mcdizzles

It's Mcdonald's!!!

"I sure am hungry; I think I'll go get some Mcdizzles"

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 4, 2008

McPizza

Delicious 1990s pizza that addicts still crave for to this day. Why did it die? No, it wasn't bland - in fact it had a spicy sauce...and that was it's downfall.

McPizza used a special oven and special dough and special sauce - it was a marvel. Everything was scientifically tested to bring the hottest, spiciest and freshest tasting pizza you could imagine. Americans (and particularly Canadians) were not prepared for this spicy pizza, which sometimes took 20 minutes to make. It was fucking delicious, hot and spicy and greatly missed by those few that had the chance to eat it.

McPizza? No thanks, it's too spicy for my Canadian sensibility. Why don't we go drink a litre of mayonnaise instead?

by Joey Diggs July 12, 2009

mcjizzle

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea

I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.

by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

Majizz

Magic and jizz amalgamated into one. It can be used as an exclamation.

"That made me majizz!"
"That was so MAJIZZ."

by RieAndAmy February 26, 2010