McAfee

A virus scanning program named after it's founder, John McAfee.

McAfee is the worst virus scanning program ever.

by rider brute February 6, 2022

McAfee

An "antivirus" program that is used to fuck with the minds of all grandmothers and ruin the important documents you have in the background that you haven't saved yet. It is specifically designed to update when you are writing a last minute essay for school. Its other features include but are not limited to:
Being impossible to delete on your grandmother's pc.
Slows your potato pc until it crashes.
Melting your cpu into a liquid.

Imagine you are in your living room and your mom comes in there freaking out.
MOM: *screams*
YOU: "WHAT?"
MOM: "YOUR LAPTOP IS ON FIRE!"

YOU: "GOD DAMN MCAFEE"

by Pyth0n_lol July 20, 2022

mcafee a dog

Expression of extreme sexual arousal. Popular 4chan phrase inspired by John McAfee's claims of mdpv triggered bestiality with canines.

"I'm so horny I could McAfee a dog!!"

by stuffit69 March 11, 2013

McAfee'tard

Noun - One of the many people who think that their Windows PC is 100% secure because it came with McAfee pre-installed. Usually ignorant, technically-inept and sometimes like to complain about how slow their computer is, typically blaming the slowness on some irrelevant factor such as their ISP when the true cause is McAfee.

Ignorant person: "Holy fuck my computer is slow as tits and everything keeps crashing!"

Computer guru: "You probably have a trojan."

Ignorant person: "Nah, I got McAfee."

Computer guru: "McAfee won't detect shit. And when was the last time you updated it?"

Ignorant person: "I dunno, the internet wouldn't work when it updated so I turned it off."

Computer guru: "OK, click actions then request remote assistance so I can work on the comp for you."

*Installs CCleaner, Malwarebytes, ASquared and SpyBot S&D - 5 hours later finds and removes 27 different adware, 8 spyware and 3 trojans then replaces McAfee with Avast*

Happier ignorant person: "Holy fuck it's faster."

Computer guru: "Of course it is you McAfee'tard!"

by Drift_91 August 30, 2010

McAfee Chair

A chair with a hole cut in it so a person may defecate through the hole while they masturbate and/or receive sexually stimulation from a partner(s).

I got a hot date coming over later, got to break out my McAfee chair.

by HahahaButt February 11, 2021

McAfee'd

The act of assassination under the guise of suicide. See also: Epsteined

You didn't pay your taxes this year? You better get on that before you get McAfee'd.

Did you hear about John McAfee? Dude just got Epsteined.

by PeenMacheen August 13, 2021

Pat McAfee

Retired NFL Punter/Kicker for the Indianapolis Colts. Has large thighs.

I am wearing my Pat McAfee jersey

by Patrick McCafee October 26, 2020