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M.M. Maximisation

The Goffyistic idea that practising M.M. can be overdone. In Goffyistic philosophical thought this is seen as one of the main ways to ruin your life, and is therefore also a sort of 'pseudo-sin'. In practise M.M. Maximisation is achieved when you go against the social-norms of your respective society for too long in the attempt to uphold M.M. Optimisation.
Jack: "This guy is M.M. Maximising"
John: "His excessive M.M. Maximisation has led him astray"
by JohnNielsen10101 November 8, 2022
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maximini

A type of incredibly short dress, derived from the term mini.

I can find no evidence of these, but when I posted on a message board about how I thought dresses were long a girl corrected me by telling me about minis and maximinis. Girls believe in them.
If you believe in maximinis clap your hands!
by Dr. Batido December 23, 2005
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maximinimised

To perform to a minimum with a maximum amount of effort.
He has totally maximinimised his efficiency by multitasking facebook, instangram and pirate bay.
by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016
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maximiano

If maximiano saw how these people treated public parks he'd take them and give them an ass kickin
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Maximin

The opposite of minimax (search on Urban Dictionary). The combination of the words minimum and maximum referring to the maximum effort that sometimes leads to minimal results.
I always encourage my students to NOT to do the maximin, and rather, the minimax, as working harder for no payoff is not a good work ethic to have!
by LingDanc803 December 8, 2022
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Maximin

A person (usually a guy) who shows consistent composure and skill.
It is pretty impossible to hate a maximin due to his speed you will suffer much embarrassment and cry.
My darling, you in the headband, you are such a maximin.
by Upthemags March 7, 2020
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maximinimised

To work as inefficiently as possible while executing the maximum amount of effort.
Wow. I've totally maximinimised my performance at work by responding to Facebook posts within 0.0001 seconds!
by Crasmorieris October 14, 2016
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