Mosasaurus

The best prehistoric animal ever. Another nickname is “mosasharkus”

Person one: “I wish the mosasaurus was still alive”
Person 2: “We’d all be dead”

by mosasharkus April 11, 2021

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momasaurus rex

control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

by oober goober June 18, 2012

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A woman(even though it is MANosaurus) who is a combonation of a Woman, Dinosaur, & a Hippopatomus. They usually just look like fat messes, and if you ever catch someone glancing at her, you will witness a face of horror. There are rumors that if you get to close to the Manosaurus's babies, the Manosaurus makes you sit with kids and play with scooby doo cards. BUT.. there have been rumors to the rumor, that they have upgraded to normal playing cards because they realized they couldn't get any of that fine pussy jerking off to scooby doo cards.

Person1: Oh shit, there's a manosaurus walking through our lunch room.
Person2: My dear god..
Person3(in the background): Izabel stop sandbagging me. Ya Dig?

by Jesus Christ Jr. II April 3, 2008

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Meatasaurus

The Way People Call A Carnivore If Unknowing to the Scientific Phrase

Is It a Meatasaurus?

by NerdyNugget October 13, 2020

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The lady that is all about the meat. My friend took home a meatasaurus and she woke up wanting that meat again for breakfast. This type of lady never turns down any type of meat, but prefers it extra meaty.

That chick looks like a serious meatasaurus, you should take her home.

by Chomonhertits March 2, 2014

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