Matchu

A type of sneeze, usually only applied to those with the name "Matt", or "Matthew" (etc.). Derrived from "Achoo".

Matt: M..ma...MA-TCHOO!
John: That's a bad sneeze you've got there
Matt: Yeah, I've got raibes. Doctors say I've only got 3 weeks to live.
John: Oh. Blame Matchu.

by iPengo August 7, 2004

matchu moone

The coolest most attractive guy ever.
FUCK YOU WAEL.

your such a matchu moone

by bigblackjuicyballs December 1, 2022

Mattchann

1. The best XBL gamertag known to man.

2. A freaking beast.

Dude, LMAC 1337 Mattchann.

You serious!?

by 13333337777777 September 25, 2011

Mattchann

1. A mega sexy dude with supreme hax.

2. A belief of being sexy.

3. Seepage through the anus of a strange purple liquid.

1. You see that guy? He's mattchann. He's the best.

2. I am so freaking Mattchann, don't you agree?

3. OHH!!! I JUST HAD A MATTCHANN!! AHHHH!!

by megahax1337 June 22, 2011

MattChaos14

A guy that will always be leaded towards guys and that likes it in the butt real hard. basically a normal guy that is just... insanely gay beyond anyones believes. Maybe he should get off of his lazy ass and start fuckin his girlfriend! Another douche bag who thinks he is cool and thinks he is always right. A hopeless fagget who gets a girl by almost bribing her ass before she leaves him! poor old dumb-ass... nothing more to say.

Hey dude... stop being a MattChaos14

Ya what he said!... grow yourself a dick and acomplish something in your life!

by Getsome69 June 9, 2010

mattchew

mattchew is the irish form of matthwew

"mattchew can't say matthew"

by -elle October 5, 2007

matthue

Fat.

He's rather Matthue isn't he.

by Evanwiltb January 28, 2014