when one touches themselves on thier pussy or dick so that they reach a state of pleasure such as an orgasm.
pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!
i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!
pretty much every1 does it even if they're too ashamed to even admit it to themselves. its ok ppl its totally normal!!!!!
i do it whenevr i feel horny or if im alone at home! its great!
every1 knows how to orgasm unless they're idiots so i'll just say how i do it.
first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate
i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)
then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.
so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny
first off im a girl so this is based 4 girls but it works for guys in a diff way i guess if you really need a fast way to masturbate
i go on to urban dictionary and find some definitions under sex or horny or sex story. those are all good defs if u know what i mean.... :)
then while i read them i usually rub my crotch against my bed for a while untill i feel really wet then when i need it more than anything i take a really firm pillow and put it right by my clit and vag and pump up against it while i read. i reach this awesome feeling and then i stop and take a break for awhile.
so thats masturbating folks! mmmmm horny
by sexyhornygirl August 17, 2009
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Girl: Ew gross, I would never touch myself.
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After he was asked to re-do the assignment, Bryce went to stress masturbate before getting down to work.
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2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
2)What you do when you're bored and have nothing to do
3)Why Playboys exist
4)To rub or agitate the clitoris, pussy, balls, dick, etc., to gain sexual pleasure
5)Why teenage pregnancies are less frequent
6)What I did before writing this; I got horny reading some of these definitions. By the way, very good material for getting horny. Look up Orgasm, Cum, and Fuck. Very nice ones.
1)Even having 3 orgasms, a blow job, and at least 4 cups of cum go down my throat when i fucked my boyfriend last Friday was not as good as when i masturbate.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.
5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!
Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.
Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
2)Hm...... I'm bored. Hey, I know!!! I'll get my old electric toothbrush and masturbate to orgasm. What channel should i put my TV on?
3)I went to the store on the corner and got a Playboy. Now let's masturbate!!!!
4)The year is 1985. I had heard that fuck meant to have sex, and middle finger meant fuck, too. So, I tried combining them!!! I call it, MASTURBATE, or MASTURBATION. I'm sure it'll become popular.
5)Girl 1:With my vibrator, i can masturbate all i want and i can have all the pleasure i want, and i won't get pregnant!!!
Girl 2: But don't you want a baby? I mean, you're already 22.
Girl 1: Hell no!!!!!!!
6)No example, but if you get horny and masturbate to climax.... your welcome.
by IdontKNOWwhatTOdoNOW June 10, 2009
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It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
It is an amazing creature, known for its tendency to consistently lean to the right under the weight of its own right arm.
Is usually found in a basement, a library, hell anywhere where there is porn to access.
When not in its lair of porn, it is out wandering the mysterious environment known as `not watching porn`with extreme beadhead, greasy hair and a dark green hoodie with a broken zipper.
Also, it seems to blame the death of a computer on its siblings watching too much DBZ.
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Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
Matturbater: (In its head) ``team america, FUCK YEAH. lol jk im gonna matturbate because there`s a computer with no password right here and not delete the history``
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