Masturblanket

the blanket that one uses to cover their penis while masturbating. The blanket can be used as plausible deniability if someone walks into the vicinity.

Jeff: Aww man, my sister caught me wanking in the basement last Saturday.
Tony: That's your fault bro, that almost happened to me but I covered it up with a masturblanket and made it look like I was just laying down watching TV.

by BRAPS July 25, 2012

masturbrake

when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.

guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.

guy 3:i could use a good rest!

by E_J_The_Wizard March 16, 2017

Masturblanket

The blanket one masturbates into/on or uses to wipe up cum, to prevent cum stains from getting on their furniture.

I was having company over so I threw my crispy masturblanket in the laundry machine, after cumming onto it one last time.

by ChippyLongcockings May 6, 2019

Masturbank

A bank of photos you use to masturbate

Hey, wanna see my masturbank?

by Cactypacky February 4, 2022

to masturdrink

to spend most of your time masturbating and drinking

She was not into dancing or fucking, so she left me all alone to masturdrink.

by Reek-the-Prick April 1, 2019

masturbrake

(verb) - To start masturbating but stop just before orgasm in order to practice self-discipline and save cosmic energy for next time

"My college roomate was liked to masturbrake as a way of building up his inner karma, saying it had something
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."

by PRwiz101 February 7, 2014

Masturbanker

A less than polite, but far from rude description for that type of person

Last night the England football team all played like a bunch of Masturbankers!

by Balanceweight February 10, 2007