the blanket that one uses to cover their penis while masturbating. The blanket can be used as plausible deniability if someone walks into the vicinity.
Jeff: Aww man, my sister caught me wanking in the basement last Saturday.
Tony: That's your fault bro, that almost happened to me but I covered it up with a masturblanket and made it look like I was just laying down watching TV.
Tony: That's your fault bro, that almost happened to me but I covered it up with a masturblanket and made it look like I was just laying down watching TV.
by BRAPS July 25, 2012
Get the Masturblanket mug.when a group of guys/girls stops whatever they are doing and all masturbate, then get back to what they where doing.
guy 1:boys, you wanna take a masturbrake?
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.
guy 3:i could use a good rest!
guy 2:yeah, this card game is really gettin' to me.
guy 3:i could use a good rest!
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The blanket one masturbates into/on or uses to wipe up cum, to prevent cum stains from getting on their furniture.
I was having company over so I threw my crispy masturblanket in the laundry machine, after cumming onto it one last time.
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to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."
to do with something he read in an Indian guru's book."
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