masturboard

the act of masturbating on a keyboard and leaving the remnants dry.

I just totally masturboarded on that dudes keybaord.

by Zeinzu July 31, 2009

Masturcramp

When you're masturbating so ferociously that once you're done, your arm - from your elbow to your shoulder - will cramp up in pain or in extreme cases, from your forearm to your shoulder.

Last night i was masturbating so hard that when i was done a had a terrible Masturcramp.

by Mastur Chief August 6, 2011

masturcation

synonym for mastabbatical; a shorter "vacation" from hands-on satisfaction (masturfaction)

He had been feeling tired during the day, so he decided he needed a short masturcation; he benefitted so much from his masturcation that he then went on a 3-month mastabbatical.

by Mr. Punderful January 14, 2014

masturfart

When a fart bubble travels from your anus forwards into your vulva. Like queefing but the origin is butt gas.

sometimes when i fart sitting down i accidentally masturfart. feels kinda good doe.

by WolverineClip February 22, 2020

Masturcate

To eat and masturbate at the same time

Since he was very busy, Calvin would masturcate to save time

by tmHK October 31, 2011

masturband

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

I've had my masturband on for two weeks.

by brokenxheartx3 July 2, 2005

Visa Visa MasterCard

The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.

She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.

by brucekey June 5, 2007