masturbative

An agent encouraging tendencies to masturbate.

That picture of her ass was perfect for masturbative purposes.

by SecondFloorWhore June 5, 2003

Masturbatie

Come on Man, he's the one and only Master of MASTERS. To fully define this term, this name is typically associated with any person named Tyler . And there needs to be no explanation of what masturbation is, you half witted noobs.

Masturbatie is the master of masters, the whitest of whites, but the purest of pure.

by Zekeology October 16, 2018

Masturbacing

The act of furious masturbating with raw strips of bacon, in which the friction causes the bacon to begin to cook.

Todd was so pumped to go to Baconfest, that he couldn't stop himself from masturbacing before leaving.

by Smackie Dickcat April 26, 2014

masturbade

Masturbade is the product of masturbating (cum, jizz, semen, spunk, etc). This word is kin to marinade versus marinate. Marinate is a verb (He marinated the steak) and a marinade is a noun (He put the marinade on the steak).

It took him an hour to clean up the masturbade.

by marinader September 19, 2009

masturbacise

Using masturbation as your primary form of exercise. Solo sexercise. For a short masturbacise session go fast and strong; blood pumping, grit your teeth and explode. For a long session, edge yourself for an hour trying hard to get in a whole body workout . Masturbating until you are coved in sweat and cum and can barely move. Best workout EVER!

Friend: Want to hit the gym later
Me: No, I've got an intense Masturbacise session planned.

by SCISSORscissorBANGbang August 28, 2017