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Mustocate

(must-oh-cate)
A form of teaching by sitting on a chair browsing the internet while the class reads a book.
Hey Patrick... what did you do in history?
Nothing... we were mustocated...
by Cavey-McFat May 26, 2007
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Masticating

"I grabbed a steak and almost stuck it into my heart to commit suicide."
"Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it!"
by My Immortal Reader July 11, 2012
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Mastuhater

A person who strongly discourages masturbation.

The anti-masturbation position is often predicated on the belief that masturbation saps sexual energy and/or is shameful.

People who argue against masturbation describe it as an addiction harmful to spiritual and bodily health that over time erodes self-control, frustrates romantic relationships, and corrupts morals.
SITUATION - Wife discovers husband masturbating

Wife: "What are you doing!?"
Husband: "Nothing."
Wife: "Great, now you won't be 'up' for having sex tonight."
Husband: "Sorry, I was horny..."
Wife: "Don't you have any self-control!?"
Husband: mumbling
Wife: "What was that?"
Husband: "Nothing, I was just saying that sometimes I'd rather jerk off... It's easier and kinda feels better."
Wife: "You're going to Hell, ya know."
Husband: "Come on, stop being such a mastuhater!"
by ORAmojo November 1, 2010
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mastamacate

the act of giving oneself large amounts of head or sucking your own dick repeatedly used by lonely yet flexible men and extremely horny gymnasts
where is tom oh hes still has too mastamacate in the back room
by Thug Nasty Simba September 2, 2009
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Mastication

Mastication is the process by which food is crushed by teeth. To chew.
Bob: Hey, can I masticate here?
Joe: Sure, I'll watch you masticate.
Bob: I love mastication, and doing it with a friend is even better
Joe: Now I want to masticate...
by YouOnKazoo22 June 29, 2018
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masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.
You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.
by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004
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mastabatorium

A room in which the sole purpose is to go and masturbate in.
The mastabatorium is my favorite room in the church.
by sdkjfgasdeithg May 29, 2007
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