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Doordash migraine

When your a doordash driver and doordash keeps sending you low offers that causes you to have a migraine from it .
Driver: doordash just showed me a $3 50 mile order . I think I just got a doordash migraine
by alphamaledoer69 July 13, 2021
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migraine

A migraine is basically a headache on steroids. Migraines are caused from swellings of veins in the brain. It's probably one of the worst feelings ever. It can range from a pain in one side of a head to all over. Imagine a hammer constantly being slammed into your head over and over and over. The constant pulsing of pain. It will disable you're daily routine.

You also become sensitive to light and sound and feel like you're gonna puke. Even the slightest light is irritating. The best thing to do is just sit in a dark quiet room and fall asleep. Don't take pills because you will just throw them up. Most of the time a good sleep will get rid of the pain.

Most people experience one migraine per lifetime. But obviously it varies per person.
1.) I used to have migraines all the time in my early teen years. I had to be hospitalized once. It sucked so much. Thank god I outgrew them.

2.) "I have a migraine, fuck off."

3.) Like I said earlier, it is probably the most painful thing ever to experience.
by aldwardo November 22, 2006
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Margarine face

A face that is ugly due (at least in part) to the use of plasic surgery. Whether in an attempt to correct flaws or just to improve a decent face, sometimes the use of surgery causes recipient to have a Margarine face.
Person 1: Did you see what Kathy Griffin did to herself?

Person 2: I sure did. Before, she wasn't perfect or nothing, but now she's got a Margarine face.
by Mike Grant September 14, 2007
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midgraine

a headache received from smoking a large quantity of mids
Person A: Wanna pack another bowl?
Person B: Maybe later, I've got a midgraine right now.
by twin yashika April 15, 2010
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migraine

A headache which might have been invented by the Marquis de Sade. Something that makes you regret - well, whatever you've done wrong in this world.
Shut up, this migraine is driving me crazy.
by adolorido October 4, 2016
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Migrained

A word used to describe that you are suffering from migraine attack.. where migraines are super-headaches which gives you a feeling of hell on earth !!
Dude I have been migrained, I can't make it to the bar !!
by M.B.T October 12, 2010
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cat margarine

A sweaty drippage from between a females breast region dripping down to the vagina area. Forming a sticky substance and an odor compared to a dump truck.
My friend Dana came home from a sweet gym sesh, and seemed to brew up a bit of cat margarine.
by BigCountry6969 March 21, 2011
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