Marto hole

when marto have sex with a girl he fucks her so hard she gets torn and creates a new hole which is now named the marto hole

guy 1 i had sex with this girl last night she had a third hole whats the go with that
guy 2 yeah its called a marto hole its quite rare

guy 1 wow this marto guy sounds like a legend

by marto12345 November 6, 2010

marto

Person who runs like a girl.

Derived from individual first noted for running like a girl (J Marto Martin)

"I don't want 'so-and-so' in our footy team - he's a marto"

by iack November 4, 2003

marto

Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.

"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".

by iack November 5, 2003

Martos

The Martos family are very kind people. If you ever meet someone with the last name Martos chances are they are a nice and caring family.

My coworkers last name is Martos, I wonder how their kids act.

by Anime for life February 23, 2019

marto

Variant of game of pool, where the 8-ball is sunk and replaced to score points.

"Does anyone want a game of Marto. Who wants a shot at the eight-ball first?"

by BoB November 10, 2003

Martoes

When you get bit by a tick and your toes slowly start to turn to dust.

Brah, how did you end up with martoes?

Awe! Man I got bit by a tick.

by ArBinClappinCheeks3 March 8, 2019

Marto

Derived from the name of the neo-slavic fertility God Martin, Marto is often used either as a direct synonym for sex, or to describe someone especially sexually appealling looking.

Wow, Kendra is looking soo marto tonight...
Hey, gorgeous, wanna go up to my loft and have sweet marto with me?

by Stoogy Affleck April 22, 2017