marto

Person who runs like a girl.

Derived from individual first noted for running like a girl (J Marto Martin)

"I don't want 'so-and-so' in our footy team - he's a marto"

by iack November 4, 2003

marto

Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.

"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".

by iack November 5, 2003

marto

(n) office bike (applicable to either gender)

"That new girl on the fifth floor is a right marto. She had eight blokes at her last firm and most of them had girlfriends....."

by Pixie November 5, 2003

marto

Variant of game of pool, where the 8-ball is sunk and replaced to score points.

"Does anyone want a game of Marto. Who wants a shot at the eight-ball first?"

by BoB November 10, 2003

Marto

Derived from the name of the neo-slavic fertility God Martin, Marto is often used either as a direct synonym for sex, or to describe someone especially sexually appealling looking.

Wow, Kendra is looking soo marto tonight...
Hey, gorgeous, wanna go up to my loft and have sweet marto with me?

by Stoogy Affleck April 22, 2017

Marto

A faggot that thinks he is not and dickrides everybody.

You are such a marto dude.
You are the hoe of the city.

by Notpewds July 18, 2019

Marto

A really cool guy. Epic gamer. A white guy with a black friend.

Marto=White

by PAPS5 September 14, 2021