marto

Inconcievable 'choking' during a competitive sport. Typically squash.
"I can't believe it, had the match virtually won and then I went and Marto-ed it".
by iack November 05, 2003
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marto

Person who runs like a girl.

Derived from individual first noted for running like a girl (J Marto Martin)
"I don't want 'so-and-so' in our footy team - he's a marto"
by iack November 04, 2003
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