Martination

When a rather rude, obnoxious and possibly mentally handicapped being resides in turning fellow beings around him into the same likeness. He also likes to grope unexpectedly and stab gypsies. This being normally goes by the name of 'Martin'.

"I say Jeebs, look it's Martin!" *GASP* "Quite so, cover your privates and bum hole becuase he might try Martination upon us old beans"

by J. Von-Kruption February 3, 2008

Martina

pure definition of power, love and faithfulness

I need a miracle right now....
Call Martina she will help

by truthloveloyality November 23, 2021

Martina

She is the most beutiful,smart, funny person that you will ever met.Martina is always in a mood for a real drama although she gets trough almost anything with a smile if she is annoyed she can make you cry like a baby. She is like her name says goddess of war but also love. If you have Martina in your lose don’t lose her cuz once she’s gone she’s gone for good.P.S. buy her a present

She is such a goddess Martina

by eve smith November 21, 2021

Martina

Martina is a person you can always count on. A martina can also be the life of the party and can party like an animal. She lives in the moment. Just know that you’ll always have gun with a Martina

You’re so lame, you should be more like a Martina

by laurozzspruz November 22, 2021

Martina

She is a beautiful and smart girl. She always helps others no matter what. Although she has a lot of insecurities, she tries to stay happy. A girl named Martina is super talented, funny and is loved by everyone because of her big heart. She is like an angel on earth and the best friend ever.

wow! That’s a Martina. Damn

by ladyyinbluee November 22, 2021

Martinae

Martinae is a đinđi. He likes Guscic very much. His kremšnita is quite small but its always full ith cream and its always very hot.

Rajko: Martinae u are my Đinđi.
Martinae: Ohh yes, do you want to try my hot kremšnita.

by Guskar February 18, 2021

Martina

Like water, like air, like gold in the light. Passing by calmly, she creates a stream… of beauty and power; and love at first sight. Those who are lucky may catch them a glimpse but to cross her intentionally will ruin your life. The ethereal goddess of day and the night. The girl who won’t settle for less than a knight. Martina is everything. To me she is love and to me she is bright. So If somebody hurts her I’ll kill them first sight. XO

Martina, will you marry me? Join me for life?

by martinalover01010 August 15, 2022