marthus

An amazing person ... kind, Super funny and cool... really good looking even if he doesn’t think he is .. great person to be around

he is so Smart bruh

Marthus hi
Human hiiiiiiiiiii

by SusFriendhaha October 30, 2021

mateusz

Polish name, of Matthew.

Mateusz is awesome.
Mateusz is leet

by ess ex kay February 2, 2004

marchi-martius

A person who inserts his/her five cents when not being asked without having proved the reliability of the information he/she shares in public.

"Oh no, marchi-martius, not again! Don't tell me that I have to add some shit in order to cook brownies," cried Celine, "I know I have to add cocoa powder instead...."

by Nicole Dissinger August 29, 2019

The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

Mateusz

Mateusz is the polish name for Matthew. Mateusz loves soccer and his two friends start with K and M. Mateusz can be a jerk but always makes up for it. He does have a crush on a girl in his class but is bad at not showing it. Mateusz is tough on the outside and soft on the inside.

Friend that starts with a K: OMG is that Mateusz?!
Friend that starts with a M : no wayyyyyyyy

by w a s s u p May 4, 2019

Martensville, Saskatchewan

A town in Saskatchewan that thinks they are superior to all the nearby towns because IT'S A CITY DERP DERP DERP.

And sucks poop.

Martensville, Saskatchewan guy: Let's laugh at all the other peasants.

Other: Yes, let's. Ha ha ha ha ha!

by memememan March 16, 2011

Mateus

God's real name, or more accurately, the name of the real God. Mateus accidently created the Universe and humanity during his campaign against The Zombies. This is regarded by many as his greatest mistake. Currently resembles a cynical, annoying 16 year old in the U.S.

Mateus: "I'm sick of everyone worshiping that Jesus guy - my name's Mateus damn it. I'm bored - anyone know where I could find a good hooker?"

by Ninja13 February 22, 2008