marzec

A talent math teacher who writes with both hands. Other talents include drawing the "perfect" circle, and singing the mickey song to students.

I wish everyone was a marzec.

by Watcher10832 March 8, 2011

doc marten dental plan

The swift and painful removal of all teeth. The instument used in this operation is a ten eyed steel capped pair of Doc Marten boots. This usually happens when you piss off followers of these paticular groups: Boneheads, Skinheads, and Oi kids.

The emo kids with their AFI shirts just signed up for a "doc marten dental plan" when they called the group of skins fags.

by Alcore September 23, 2006

Marte

One of the pretty girls in her friendgroup. Most marte's are norwegian. She likes food.

P1: hey, who's that pretty girl over there?
P2: It's Marte!

by Helovesmebuthedoesnt December 24, 2016

Jaeden Martell

A cute sweet funny amazing cool boy. He’s a smile bean and must be protected. He’s amazing and funny. He’s also super cute.

Friend: who plays Bill in It?
Me: that’s Jaeden Martell he’s so cute!

by Jackson Robert Scott November 15, 2020

marten raag

Pro basketball metapipe

Marten raag is better than lebron james

by Peblo666 January 31, 2019

marte

jeeeesus marte's amazing. she's super easy to talk to and i trust her :). shes so freaking oretty and smart and im jealous hahah. shes also really sporty which is cool ig. all the teachers love her and shes rlly good to have in class bc she brights up the room and stuff. idk, i like marte (as a friend) and i dont want her to leaveeeeee 😢😢

hi marte, ur welcome heheh

by its me guess February 26, 2020

Manteca Mud Cake

Shit on your partner's ass and let them sit on your face

She told me she had the bubble guts, so she shitted on my ass and I gave her a Manteca Mud Cake.

by OnMyMamaCuh2oh9 March 16, 2021