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martismo

let’s go light a quick martismo out back ferda.
by nan212 April 6, 2022
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Martasia

A very gorgeous native american young woman, martasia has a fun filled loving personality, also she is very intelligent in wisdom and gives great advice during any situation. She is also very politically minded, sometimes her smartness just confuses me. Also dated a sweet loving asian guy, named Alan. Each others first love, and maybe last everything.
Wow Martasia you are so gorgeous.
by Chinkyeyes October 22, 2012
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martashia

A mean but playful girl❗️She's cute has a great sense of humor but doesn't really like to be around a lot of people.She is full of wisdom in all situations and Also a Great listener.
There go Martashia real mean ass
by ALIXLacross April 3, 2018
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Martism

The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as the principal god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the vacuum which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits.
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!
"Martism is the BEST religion in the world!"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"
by Poupie Babe September 17, 2017
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