A condition wherin an individual (usually female, though not always) has an uncontrollable urge to fall asleep while engaged in sexual congress with a guy who claims to be Spanish. This is a dangerous condition, which can sometimes result in the sufferer to receive an unexpected dirty sanchez.
Hey, how was the party last night?
Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.
Not so great--I got food poisoning from the "Spanish" tortilla, and ended up with a bout of Marcolepsy. I need a shower. And some bleach.
by Lauriefishes June 16, 2011
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Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude
Variants: marcoleptic, marcolepnia, marcolepxtacy, marcoleptitude
Dude! You're a marcoleptic!
As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.
One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.
As Dawn lay on her bed shaking, she knew in all her being that marcolepsy was more fantastic than she had ever imagined.
One of the most notable signs of marcolepsy is shaking in your inner being.
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Get the narkolepsy mug.The condition where seeing a pornographic image either in person or on a screen causes the markileptic to instantly fall asleep.
"Damn dude, I walked in on my roommate, and he was passed out at his computer with his dick out while while a youporn video was playing."
"Wow, your roommate must be have Markilepsy."
"Wow, your roommate must be have Markilepsy."
by delathedeligator88 May 14, 2009
Get the Markilepsy mug.A condition characterised by a tendency to fall into a deep short sleep after being subjected to boring and deadly dull Spotify podcasts by attention-seeking narcissistic liars who only want to talk about themselves.
I see Harry was late clocking in for his McDonald's shift again. He said he had another Marcolepsy attack.
by Ada Shuffle October 5, 2022
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Player: Dang, they've been missing for a while...
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
DM: Yeah, the Marcolepsy is real. It's contagious too, you know?
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