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cattle market

A nightclub frequented by women of low standard who are out to show off there wares in the hope of a sly grope or of making out. These women are normally over 40 or under 18, and most would be mistaken for hookers if they were seen in natural light.

A cattle market is the sort of place that male first year undergraduate students at university go all the time in an effort to get their end away, but this invariably results in the guilty boys leaving the venue with an itch.

The term derives because the women in these clubs are essentially showing themselves off in the hope of being taken home, just as cattle are shown off at cattle markets in the hope of being sold.
Bill: "Let's go down Icon and Diva!"
Pete: "We can't go there, it's a right cattle market!"

"Ooh, I was in Creation last night and pulled this slapper - now I have an itch! Serves me right for visiting such a cattle market!"

"Let's go down to Gatecrasher - I hear it's a real cattle market down there!"
by Jamie Douglas January 6, 2007
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Mariem is a really pretty girl who may seem very shy but is actually a very non shy person

she is the perfect friend

and will kick your ass if you mess up with her friends

she is the most acceptable person ever

she only has one best friend who she would kill herself for

and likes it when you compliment her
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means a shiny pure white pearl. a very strong and forthright person. anyone named marketa were princesses.
who's the girl with the shiny glow?

oh, that's just marketa.
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bull market

Where people expect financial investments to rapidly increase, like in the economic boom of the eighties. It is so called, because masses of first-time investors rush head-first into the markets with thier money, expecting to amass riches beyond belief.
Japan's 1980's bull market was so good that, in 1989, Japan was expected to overtake the United states as the world's richest economy. The reccession of the 90's prevented this.


Today, it is just recovering from a bear market
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The baddest of them all. she tends to be shy at first but once you get to know her she's as lively as ever. Beautiful and not just her looks. Her soul and intentions are most of the time pure. Smart girl who just needs to break out of her shell.
Wow you're such a Markeisha. I wish i could be you.
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