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Manorexic 

A very skinny male.
Tom: Aww man, these pants don't fit anymore.
Jon: You wanna lose some weight, go on a diet, like Rick.
Tom: Rick is not on a diet, he's just a fuckin' manorexic.
Manorexic by Dan Parnell April 15, 2008

manorexic 

Anorexia for real men. Normal anorexia is for women and pussies. Skinny guys are MANorexic.
Guy 1: Dude, look at that guy, he's so skinny, he must be anorexic!

Guy 2: No way, man. He's cool. He's MANorexic.
manorexic by Quadgravshop January 8, 2009

Manorexic 

The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.
"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"

"I dunno, kid."

"Whatever, it's going straight to my thighs. I'm getting apples wedges. *slurps Diet Coke*

*Snorts* "Manorexic..."
Manorexic by Jill A. February 9, 2008

manorexic 

Suffering from or afflicted with the dire need to lift weights and build the perfect physique. Usually accompanied by an addiction to dietary supplements such as Serious Mass Weight Gainer and Animal Pak Vitamins.
Sally - Jaime, did you see that totally HOT guy at Bally's yesterday? He was, like, totally MANOREXIC! I totally wanted to throw up.

Jaime - Holla girl! Lets go to Taco Bell first!
manorexic by TabulaRasae July 17, 2004

manorexic 

any man who takes dietary products to lose weight
Man , Dave sure does look manorexic. He looks like Starvin Marvin from ethiopia on South park.
manorexic by larry p April 6, 2008

Manorexic 

To deliberately starve oneself of men, avoiding them at all costs as a form of self-denial.
- Jenny used to be such a ho but lately she refuses to even look at a dude.

- yeah, she's depriving herself on purpose, even though she loves them. it's about control.

- what a manorexic
Manorexic by j'quanda January 8, 2009