Tom: Aww man, these pants don't fit anymore.
Jon: You wanna lose some weight, go on a diet, like Rick.
Tom: Rick is not on a diet, he's just a fuckin' manorexic.
The slightly neurotic yet completely straight dude that refuses to eat certain desserts or asks about the carb count on his white bread, not because he is trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle, but because all that excess hydrogenation and those starchy grains are going straight to his thighs.
"Hmm...do you suppose this pita pocket is Best-Life approved?"
Suffering from or afflicted with the dire need to lift weights and build the perfect physique. Usually accompanied by an addiction to dietary supplements such as Serious Mass Weight Gainer and Animal Pak Vitamins.
Sally - Jaime, did you see that totally HOT guy at Bally's yesterday? He was, like, totally MANOREXIC! I totally wanted to throw up.