Manopause

The male equivalent of female menopause - experienced in a man's mid to late 40's. Also commonly referred to as "mid-life crisis".

My father hit manopause when he started to dye his hair black and wear tight white jeans.

by Congee Wong January 30, 2009

Manopause

It is also known as Andropause and is the result of declining Testosterone levels as a man ages and usually becomes noticeable in men that are 40+

Some Side Effects:
Fatigue & Lack of Energy
Low Sex Drive
Difficulty Achieving Erection
Low Semen Volume
Hair Loss
Loss of Muscle Mass
Increase In Body Fat
Decrease In Bone Mass
Mood Changes

Boy it sucks having Manopause as I can't get Wood and Shoot Blanks when giving my Mistress a Pearl Necklace

by Broken Dyke May 20, 2016

Manopause

The exact moment in time when old men have to start taking erection pills for the penis to work.

He just passed manopause, you 're going to have to stop by the pharmacy.

by monkeyspice January 30, 2017

manopausal

when a guy acts like he's on his period or is really pmsy

Girl: Hey Jeff, whatsup?
Jeff: Nothing much, hbu?
Girl: OH just met this awesome guy.
Jeff: WOW CAN YOU JUST SHUT UP. JEEZ YOU KNOW THAT I JUST BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND. YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH. *walks away

Girl: wow he is manopausal today.

by coldplayerlover September 26, 2010

Manopause

Male equivalent of menopause. Symptoms include hot flushes, reduced testerone.

I have manopause.

by anonymous March 15, 2023

manopause

Similar to menopause where the male equivalent of a period (leaky asshole) ceases to occur. It is often paired with erectile dysfunction. Men will celebrate by driving around in a corvette with a clean asshole and flaccid penis.

No more maintenance wipes for me, finally hit manopause.

Hey frank, I think I had my last shart but my dick don’t work.
I guess it’s time to throw out all my manpons.

by dikdikachtung September 30, 2023

Manopause

Menopause, but for men. Involves a change in mood and lust. Realization of age. It’s not a phase mom. Feelings of depression followed by reaching heights in confidence.

Hey do you know how Dan is doing he seemed down after his 53rd birthday?

Yeah he’s just going through Manopause.

by takis_areweird May 11, 2021