Maninite

Any one member(resident)of a loose knit group of mountain hippies cloistered at the base of Pikes Peak mountain that thrill in endless outdoor activity and mindless political,socio-evolutionary and spiritual debate.

don't make fun of his hair man he is a maninite.

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

manniversary

The day to be remembered when to guys became good friends. Often celebrated with heavy drinking,throwing up, and passing out. The day itself is usually forgotten due the drunken haze of the day so it is celebrated around the same general time each year.

Joe1: You know Joe it was around Labor Day last year we hung out out at your place and got shit faced, Good Times

Joe2: Your right and its about that time of the year now. Happy Manniversary bro.

Joe1: Happy Manniversary

by DrinkinBuds September 6, 2009

Maninder

Very rare species. Most known for having optimum sexual performance within the animal kingdom. Extremely attractive. There bodies are reputed for motivating the work of Michelangelo's famous sculptures of many Greek Gods. Approach with EXTREME caution, for if eye contact alone with this species will make a female species lose her virginity instantaneously. Since the prehistoric era, scientists have found evidence of "Maninders" having had numerous amounts of female partners at once, which would explain their extreme attractiveness towards the opposite sex.

A study done in 2010 discovered that 9/10 of the "possible" Maninders are most likely imposters and con artists pretending to be a "Maninder". There is simply one sign to look for that will determine if an actual "Maninder" has been spotted. If he speaks fluent English, his last name is Parmar and looks at you in a flirtatious way while licking his lips and his eyes seem to be staring into a distance while being slightly closed due to the sun being in his eyes. Do not be alarmed. For he is the real-deal, and is most likely staring at something extravagantly more prettier and curvaceous than you. Please refer to your nearest local library for more information about this fascinating species.

Controversy: Controversy struck in 1967 when famous Bodybuilder "Arnold Schwarzenegger" was accused of injecting the hormones of a "Maninder" to help win his first IFBB Mr.Olympia Competition held in New York City. These claims later proved to be true, as even today, the "Maninder" hormones are constantly being sold throughout the black market as a "rare illegal substance", coined by ALL States of Athletic Commissions and also the Universal Drug Administration of Sports and Recreation.

Chairman of "Ban Against Performance Enhancing-Drugs" Owen Jackson says: "These hormones are very powerful, your talking about hormones coming from "Maninders" are you kidding me? Theres a reason this animal has the nuts bigger than an elephants, hes what steroids are f*ckin made from.

Jealous Female Model: So I heard you saw a Maninder?

Clingy Female Supermodel: Yeah I already named my soon to be child after him.

Group of Fitness models//Supermodels//Miss Universes//Hollywood/Bollywood actresses: Thats what she said.

by sexyluly4u November 21, 2011

Manniversary

The anniversary of when bros became bros.

Denise: Wow, John, why are you so happy?
John: It's my bro and I's manniversary!

by Jakerzzzz October 2, 2011

Maniser

A female sexual despot. A woman who instinctively attracts men and ensnares them in her life.

Cheryl just can't help herself, she's a maniser.

by Sir_Ann July 13, 2010

IQ minimiser

A baseball cap.

"Im not going out with you in you IQ minimiser. You look bloody stupid!"

by Bunny July 27, 2003

maninism

A satire group made to show how stupid feminism is, by doing what feminism does only with men instead of women.

Feminist: I'm going to stop the construction of a male suicide shelter!
Society: GIRL POWER! GO FEMINISM!
Meninist: I'm going to stop the construction of a female suicide shelter!
Society: SEXIST PIG! FUCK MANINISM!

by officialsonicthehedgehogdildos June 8, 2016