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mondAIDS

An immune deficiency that manifests on Monday's causing the sufferer to miss work.
He didn't come in today it must be his mondAIDS.
by pathgirl February 21, 2009
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Mandaids

Small pieces of duct tape or masking tape used to control bleeding in the absence of sterile bandages.
Keith spent hours putting down a new floor, stopping only briefly to apply mandaids after he injured himself.
by Tagz September 5, 2010
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Mandard

Mandard is often used an an alternative to the modern word "standard". It is a phrase only to be used by men or a man (hence man-dard). It is used to describe scenarios which are manly and either satisfying or comical. It can however be used with multiple meanings, so to substitute for a range of other adjectives in order to describe events such as 'cool' or 'awesome' etc.

Commonly used by rugby players in particular for banterous events/times. A further meaning is to use it when describing a certain high level of drunkness.
Person 1: "hey man I was so drunk last night did you have a good time as well?"
Person 2:" Yea mate it was pretty mandard"

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The Rugby game I watched today was quite mandard
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Let's get Mandard on cider tonight lads
by DLMandard August 22, 2012
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Mandwidth

The maximum amount of manly things one can do in an allotted time-span.
Rick's Mandwidth allows him to do as many manly actions as he wants. However John's Mandwidth is capped at 1 MA/pm (Manly Actions Per Minute)
by BigPalooka1 July 7, 2011
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ManDad

Guy: I dont want to be a ManDad..
by Mmmmmmm1 March 3, 2017
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man-daid

duct tape over an open wound, in hopes to stop the bleeding and avoid the medic.
Did Jody get stitches for that gash on his arm?
No! he just applied a man-daid and went back to work.
by white_devil_rise May 15, 2009
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mandanda

My god is Mandanda
by Threaded April 1, 2021
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