Manaconda

A hell dwelling human/ snake hybrid. This demonic creature has a anaconda like torso and head. He has difficulty getting pants on his human legs and feet due to the lack of arms and hands. He spends his days getting drunk and working a low salary office gig. The really is no discernible reason for Manaconda's existence.

Jafar: "You're acting just like a Manaconda, Smeefster!"

by Jafar & Smeef October 14, 2015

Manaconda

This name was originally used by Tyra Banks when referring to America's Next Top Model Cycle 21 Winner, Keith Carlos. A manaconda is a man with a very large penis. It is a combination of the word Man and Anaconda the world's largest known snake.

Damn he's a manaconda!
How do you know?
We hooked up last night!

by StreetQueen989 January 13, 2016

Manaconda

What a real man packs in his shorts. A penis of at least 9 inches in length that strikes fear in the eyes of baby harp seals.

My date slipped me roofies and fucked me with his manaconda, I will never walk normally again

by Skanky Blonde December 29, 2004

manaconda

a large male penis, usually describes a large penis that is not fully erect.

"That bro has a manaconda."

by L-sos December 9, 2007

manaconda

I word I made up to call my unusually large schlong....anything less than 8 inches is a "miniconda"

its not my fault your wife wanted my "manaconda"

by skankbastard December 29, 2004

maracondor

When a person goes comando, and he becomes happy - you call that MARACONDOR!!!!!

When a good looking woman walks by you can very easily become MARACONDOR.

by The Comander September 4, 2005