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chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.
Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!
by Mr. GL April 24, 2017
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managram

Generally a medical procedure perfomed on an aging 35-40 year old male couch slouch, preiviously diagnosed with an overwhelming case of the "scorp tits" (definition available via urban dic.) Examination is recomended to patient in the event of a lump or mass found in either "scorp" during self pleasure. Also recommended on aging body builders whom have found themselves spiraling out of control into "bitch tits".
Tungette told me while he was putting on his masturbation theatre swaray at the lake, he reached up with his free hand to caress his scorp tit. At the point of ejaculating in front of everyone he lost interest as he noticed a softball size mass. Dr. Scotty Smith immediatly recommended a managram.
by Dan Schneider July 20, 2008
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Alabama Mammogram

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.
by ATXREX May 29, 2017
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Mammogram

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.
I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"
by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013
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Mexican Mammogram

When a guys has smeared hot sauce all ove hands and rubs a girls breast. This normally will burn the breast and cause pain to them just like they would if it were in your mouth.
Tony gave me the WORST mexican mammogram, my boobs felt like they were going to catch a flame!
by GOLDILOCKS/OTTO September 24, 2010
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mamagram

An old timey message given to you through a prostitutes vagina.
I just received a mamagram today.
by Reaper, Grimm April 29, 2023
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mammalgram

I had a mammalgram today at the breast place.
by NediaSayMore July 1, 2024
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