malyuun 

Is an awesome, amazing, beautiful creation of the Goddess!
She can usually be spotted at the coolest places, and if not, it is cool when she enters! Although she has no faults, some say her perfection is a problem, since she can no longer identify with others. Actually Malyuun is soooo superior she is no longer considered part of the flawed, disgusting human species. You may worship her, but she doesn't demand, though YOU SHOULD!!! Malyuun is the definition of AWESOMNESS!!!!

There are no examples, she is too fucking amazing to understand--like God, but she actually exists! HAHAHAHa
Malyuun is PERFECTION!

malyuun by Atif Siddiqui, Deqa Galbete June 2, 2008

Hairline Malfunction 

Literally Ben perrins

Look at that hairline Malfunction, he is fiiiit

Hairline Malfunction by Pigeon eater78 June 26, 2021

deodorant malfunction 

Usually happens when there's not a lot of deodorant left on the stick. You're trying to put some on, you press just a little too hard, and the entire deodorant head snaps off, leaving you with nothing. This has happened to almost every guy who uses solid deodorant regularly, and is really annoying.

Dammit, I'm going to be so sweaty today, I had a deodorant malfunction this morning...

deodorant malfunction by just a worthless liar September 26, 2005

wardrobe malfunction 

1.When a guy gets his penis caught in the fly zipper of his pants and has to be rushed to an emergency room in order to have his pants removed surgically.

Ben Stiller scene in the movie, “There is Something About Mary”

wardrobe malfunction by Dr. Sardonicus April 3, 2004

Malfunction 

When someone is being an ass to you, or is acting very strangely.

Dizz: "Hey Rico, mind if I sit next to you?"

Rico: "Yeah, I mind."

Dizz: "What's your malfunction, Rico?"

Malfunction by Zastro November 7, 2009

Status Malfunction

When your chat client's status "now playing" function announces to the world you're watching porn.

Jay's status was changed to "Backyard Sluts 9 - Japanese School Girls Get Taught A Lesson - iTunes"
Maya Patel: O______O
Jas Wong: WTF!!
Tiffany : I don't think we should be friends anymore.
Charles Cow: Dude, status malfunction...

Status Malfunction by yellowJZ November 1, 2009

Malyn 

Woman with the face of an angel, eyes the color of the ocean and better lips than Angelina Jolie. Funniest, smartest, most clever person on the face of the earth. Gives the best blowies and is a goddess in the bedroom. Always gets double takes whereever she goes. BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

"I need a Malyn in my life....so I can be complete"

Malyn by kitty666 October 7, 2012