marted

an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"

Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"

by ratchetrachell August 19, 2017

melted candle

the way a really fat person looks when he or she sits down.

oh my god, did you see kristin when she sat down? She looks like a melted candle.

by Two ton Tess January 13, 2008

melted snowman

When you cum in your pants and it gets over your dick, but then it goes soft.

Bro did you watch Nickelodeon last night?

Yeah, and Hannah Montana gave me a melted snowman.

by oldusedcondom January 1, 2022

matted asshair

the hair stuck to the inside of one's ass cheeks by residual shit after making an effort to wipe subsequent only to a dump of epic proportions

Jesus Christ, that was a nice shit! I hope it doesn't leave any matted asshair - I don't want shitstains in my undies.

by Buttceth November 7, 2012

Maleducated

Having been deliberately and with malice of forethought indoctrinated with blatantly and demonstrably incorrect propaganda. Maleducation is most often associated with universities and colleges but can also be engaged in by corporations, political parties, media groups, and even peer groups.

Maleducation differs from miseducation in that there is ample evidence that material being taught as "fact" is not true and should be obvious whereas miseducation implies that the actual facts were not known or reasonably knowable when the information was being taught.

Her insistence in her belief that "good science" can be obtained from falsified data only served to underscore how thoroughly she had been maleducated.

by JustTiredOfThis February 26, 2019

Malte

Malte is a very handsome boy, with blonde hair and blue eyes. You would usually find a Malte playing basketball or pool in his free time. Malte also looks so hot when he is sweaty and playing sports. Malte has impeccable taste in music. All girls want a Malte because he is funny, effortlessly smart, and kind if he likes you. Malte is also a very trustworthy person who doesn't often say much but rather shows his feeling through actions rather than words. Malte is very good in bed but is also very picky when deciding what girl to commit it, If you are lucky enough to meet a Malte in your life consider yourself blessed.

Oh, that guy is definitely a Malte... Just look at him.

by somerandomperson96 January 16, 2021

Malte

He is a very hot extremly very very very hot german dude, every girl wants him period.

malte is so hot

by WJ"BIYVDOY"C#IC February 5, 2020