A mall rat is a creature that is overpopulating the malls across the nation, mostly on Saturday afternoons. These creatures are most known to be horny teenagers and early twenty-agers who can easily be spotted wearing slutty clothes that either has printed on them: Abercrombie, Hollister, American Eagle, or in fewer cases if it's a less fortunate mall rat, Aeropostale. These creatures think they are "cool" and will find someone to mate with by wearing such slutty clothes, but in reality, they are just wasting their life away walking around the damn mall all day long with nothing better to do. Also the younger mall rats (the vast majority of them) have their gullible parents walk into one of the clothing stores mentioned above with them so they can make them pay an arm and a leg for the overprice sluttly clothes sold there.
Mall rat 1: "Hey! what do you want to do this weekend?"
Mall rat 2: "I don't know. HEY! lets go to the mall!"
Mall rat 1: "Ok. Sounds fun! Maybe I can talk my mom into buying me those tight pre-ripped jeans from Abercrombie for $95, and then after that, we can walk around the mall all day there because we're cool!"
Mall rat 2: "OMG! that sounds like the perfect way to spend a Saturday!"
Mall rat 2: "I don't know. HEY! lets go to the mall!"
Mall rat 1: "Ok. Sounds fun! Maybe I can talk my mom into buying me those tight pre-ripped jeans from Abercrombie for $95, and then after that, we can walk around the mall all day there because we're cool!"
Mall rat 2: "OMG! that sounds like the perfect way to spend a Saturday!"
by zeb123 March 11, 2009
Get the Mall ratmug. a person, typically a teenager, that spends his LIFE at the mall with friends//boyfriend//girlfriend. it is easy to spot them, some are punks, some are preppy Hollister Monsters, and some are cheap Aeropostale loserrs. they also b e l i e v e that being a mall rat will assist them on the quest of finding the man//woman of their DREAMS. a mall rat is also a GREAT idea to be for Halloween ! ! (:
Brittany: EHMAGODD! Hollister just released their new ad campaign @ the SoHo flagship! on Facebook they said that their hot new Shell Beach models will be there ! !
Cora: are you fuckin serious? I'M THERE!
Liana: mmkay, so we'll stay @ the mall from 3 to 10 tonight, right?
Brittany: yeahh whatever. isn't that we always do, dumbass?
ALL: MAN i am LOOOOVING the mall rat life! * whistle *
Cora: are you fuckin serious? I'M THERE!
Liana: mmkay, so we'll stay @ the mall from 3 to 10 tonight, right?
Brittany: yeahh whatever. isn't that we always do, dumbass?
ALL: MAN i am LOOOOVING the mall rat life! * whistle *
by meladecadence October 31, 2009
Get the Mall Ratmug. We want to be Mall Rats today.
Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.
Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!
Fag1: Dude, I am feeling in a creepy mood, I think I am going to act like a Mall Rat today.
Fag 2: Good idea! I am feeling creepy too!
by Water Chestnut December 27, 2010
Get the Mall Ratsmug. A term made in Seattle , Washington when a person goes to the mall every weekend , they go there to hangout on their free time. They basically live in the mall they don’t even have to buy anything they just go.
by Seattlegirl206 October 8, 2021
Get the Mall Ratmug. Drug addicted teenagers, or students at Oberon.. Is normally found wearing sluty clothing, or in a fight. They have no respect for anyone or anything, except there sluty boyfriends and girlfriends..
by EmenintFate96 May 18, 2011
Get the geelong mall ratsmug. by Z@NDER April 29, 2024
Get the Maserati Mall Ratmug.