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Dirty Merritt

This is a sexual act when you shove your 2 buck teeth into the anus and yell "You like them tonsils?"

"I would defiantly give that guy a dirty Merritt."

One who resides in a mall for at least one month to obtain a Maserati.

"Oh he's a dirty Maserati Mall Rat stay away from him Timmy."