Vickey Malentine

This is what you would call a guy who wears make up and cry's too much.

Look, Mickey's crying again. What a Vickey Malentine!

by Naptown Chaod April 9, 2009

mayonaise monkey

a white person, the term is usually meant to be derogatory

yeah that mayonaise monkey hit me up yesterday lookin for soome trees

by cze August 9, 2005

Chunky Mayonaise

When a female has a yeast infection and she doesnt tell you so you stick your dick in her anyways, when you pull out you have chunky mayoniase on your dick

ew, bi-atch, u just got some chunky mayonaise of my genitals.

by timber12 November 1, 2010

mayonaise

What the Dutch put on french fries instead of ketchup.

I've seen 'em do it man, they fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.

by bohdave April 28, 2005

manaise

spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.

After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.

by Robby June 10, 2003

Malentines Day

Malentines Day is celebrated when two or more single men, who don't have dates for the evening, decide to bro out with each other through activities such as; Smoking tons of chronic, getting wasted, drinking beers and eating steaks, playing Madden, Call of Duty, or any other manly game, or just chilling in watching a movie (manly movies obviously. Good choices include; The Die Hard franchise, The Deer Hunter, Rambo, or any other movie with a crapload of violence.) Malentines Day is a special day, because you don't have to spend a cent on anyone but yourself. Happy Malentines Day.

Ted: Yo Steve, you gotta date for tonight?

Steve: Nah dude, fuck Valentines Day

Ted: True, I ain't no slave to Hallmark or pussy

Steve: Malentines Day?

Ted: Yeah dude, I'll go pack the bong.

by ThatDudeStoneyFace February 15, 2013

Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009