smothering majora

Your significant other is snoring too hard or passes out early. You ride the face until he/she starts passing out. Once the convulsions start, then You step on their junk to revive them.

Todd snored so hard he deserved a smothering majora from his wife as retaliation for the gladiator helmet she received once.

by Roma Funky Party Crew February 17, 2018

downtown sephora majora

a vagina

get your leg off my downtown sephora majora i’m not gay

by ayoaqueen February 8, 2019

labia majora

No, dumb ass!
Labia majora is the technical term for the outer lips that form the slit where the bush hair grows, that has to be shaved.
It's the labia majora that form the pubic mound or so called mons venus.
Otherwise called the camel toe. Know your pussy, dude! Get it right!

Labia majora aka camel toe

by anonymous November 13, 2004

Terminal Majora Cancer

The lack of human reflexes, knowledge and general motor skills are some of the symptoms a victim would experience in the later stages of this disease. it is quite common for a victim to become psychotic, driven mad by the pure stupidity that lingers in their brain.

"dude that's sad, the Terminal Majora Cancer hit him hard man"

by joffry September 27, 2017

downtown sephora majora

a code name for a vagina

y’all my downtown sephora majora is itchyyy and burning

by poussy sucker February 8, 2019

Dermal Majora

Blow Job of the highest caliber. Really long lasting, enthusiastic, mind shattering oral sex. Super Head.

She gave me Dermal Majora.

That Dermal Majora was bomb, yo.

by JediElle March 9, 2010

Fuglius Majora

Someone who's so fugly it's like a terminal illness, there's no hope for them.

OMFG, some of the women on makeupalley.com suffer from serious Fuglius Majora, lulz. We need to send them ((((hugs)))) and prayers.

by Mr Swipe September 16, 2007