Dick mailer

One who dilivers by the means of a post office, a dildo to a gay lover before butt sex.

Bob: Do you know why Abe sent me a dildo in the mail? That's kind of fruity.

Ron: Dude, you better hide or something. That fag's a dick mailer!

by JakE May 21, 2007

Norman Mailer

Answering a question extremely quickly, especially a rather difficult one.

The term is named after the author himself, as well as an absolutely golden moment during Meredith Viera's time as the host of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?", where a contestant phoned a friend for $250,000, and said friend instantly told him the correct answer - Norman Mailer.

Contestant: "Bob, in 1960, what author stabbed his second wife, Adele, with a pen knife during an argument at a party?"

Bob (before contestant even reads any of the choices): Norman Mailer!

*Audience cheers*

(A few moments later, contestant locks in Norman Mailer and gets it right)

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 20, 2020

Boomerang Mailer

Someone who always uses the reply/forward box at the bottom of an E-mail,regardless how irrelavent the original mail is.

I sent Steve Martin this mail a month ago, what does new E-mail have to do with that? What a boomerang mailer this guy is.

by PeteyBarbarossa March 12, 2012

Trailer Mailer

Advertisments (Fliers) sent through the mail, that target the uneducated, lazy, poor, or basic low lifes of society.

We send out way to much trailer mailers to the trailer trash in Alabama, West Virginia, and Mississippi.

by buffalojay May 20, 2010

Old Fart Mailer

When an old person responds to an email and blatantly gets stuff wrong in the reply, usually trying to sound proficient in the process.

(email to Old Fart Mailer) -

Hello Mr O Fart,

Your Internet service has been fully provisioned.

Thank you

Lauren

(email from Old Fart Mailer) -

Yes Hello Lorna, thanks for your offer but I do not want anymore copies of Readers Digest just the World Wide Web will do.

Yours Sincerely and Faithfully,

Mr Reginald O Fart

by That'll be the phone Reg December 6, 2006

maggot mailer

Those who correspond with death row inmates. The maggot mailer is usually female.

Noora was Sean O'Brien's maggot mailer until he was executed by the State of Texas.

by Robertt November 20, 2006

Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X May 17, 2011