May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
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Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life
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Get the Maleah mug.1) (n) A girl who almost accedes Chuck Norris in all and every ways.
2) (n) A way to compare oneself or others to the awesomeness that she is.
2) (n) A way to compare oneself or others to the awesomeness that she is.
1) Boy#1 - "Whoa, who's that girl?"
Boy#2 - "Dumbass, don't you know? Thats Maleah!"
(2) Man - "Aw man, what am I gonna do?"
Woman - "WWMD"
Man - "WTF??!"
Woman - "You don't know? What would Maleah do?
Boy#2 - "Dumbass, don't you know? Thats Maleah!"
(2) Man - "Aw man, what am I gonna do?"
Woman - "WWMD"
Man - "WTF??!"
Woman - "You don't know? What would Maleah do?
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