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Magikarp

A strange fish pokemon with cravings for cheesecake
Person 1: Hey, what's that?
Person 2:It's a Magikarp
by dratinimew August 23, 2012
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Magikarp Moment

A Magikarp Moment is when you have the expression of a Magikarp's face on your own. This usually occurs when you are stumped, in a state of shock or embarassed.
Jim: Hey Bob, I logged on to our computer this morning... And somehow a picture of you with 5 brazilian-shaved men and a guy dressed like batman in assless-chaps popped up...

Bob: (Insert Magikarp Moment)
by Everfrost July 3, 2011
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MagikarpUsedFly

Very good league of legends player and commentator, go check out his amazing channel at youtube and search Magikarp used fly.
MagikarpUsedFly is a amazing lol player and is a good person and is funny.
by Magikarp is hot May 16, 2018
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magikarp

the act of loosing control of one's limbs whilst experiencing extreme sexual pleasure.
i giv 'er 3 fingers and she magikarped like a cod on a cock

in out in out you magikarp about
by marv & mulks March 25, 2009
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Magikarp

A girl/boy who's flirting techniques are less than desired. Has only one move and uses it constantly. Like Magikarp with splash, it is all he/she knows and it is ineffective.
"Dude isn't she so hot?"
"yea, but shes boring. total magikarp, brah"
by dalifaz September 12, 2013
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Magikarp-ing

The sexual act is based upon the 'Splashing around' Pokemon Magikarp.

Magikarping or to Magikarp a person, is for one to continue sex until the moment in which you are to ejactulate, at which moment you must pull and and flop your penis in the pool of sperm you have just released upon the partner, whilst shouting 'Magikarp-karp-karp' and like Magikarp noises

It can be seen as a legendary act if carried out and a humiliation to the victim
Magikarp-ing a girl -

Have sex until

*about to cum*

Pull out
Cum on Belly
Flop Penis into the pool of Cum
Shout like a Magikarp
by azay June 1, 2011
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Magicarping

When you go to have sex but don't know what you're doing so you flop around and hope for the best, but nothing happens...
My new boyfriend was magicarping on me last night. He was so pathetic!
by Anarkey November 13, 2013
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